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November, 2017

Yeah, I've totally sucked at updating on here. Sorry, folks! Lots going on in the real world and that's kept me away from here.

So, what's up?

Barry the Lonely Reindeer & His Bashful Elf has now been published. It tells the story of Blake Simpson's kid brother as he battles his abusive ex-boyfriend around the same time he meets his mate - who just happens to be a hottie elf named Ricky. Ricky blushes a lot. SO damn sexy....

Anyway!



Santa and Mrs. Claus are separated. Mrs. Claus is out getting her kicks with young bucks while Santa is moping around the North Pole driving the residents nuts. There's talk that Barry Simpson himself has offered to help the old guy get out of his funk. If so, that's a biggie. The Simpson family despises Santa and Mrs. Claus because of what the missus did to hurt Blake a couple of years ago.


Well, with Barry's ex causing trouble again Barry knows he should probably have a chat with the old guy. Kill two birds with one stone, as they say. Help Santa and maybe, just maybe, Santa can help Blake get rid of Ashton Kenton the fourth, the jerk ex. Honestly, Santa Claus just needs to get laid. I mean, it's been a LONG time since his Ho! Ho! Ho! of a wife left him. You think she's been celibate? Hahaha!!!!! Uh, no. That woman spreads her legs for anybody and everybody.


The Kenton jerk makes the mistake of calling Willy the Elf Chief Randy's little guy. Yeah, if you know Willy you know that didn't go over so well. There are issues with Ricky's own ex, an older elf named Spencer Templeton. Lots and lots going on in the North Pole right now.

Stay tuned, folks!



December 3, 2015: 

It's snowing in the North Pole. Imagine that. I was told to type news, so there you go, folks! Snow falling in a place known for it.






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