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Welcome to ReindeerSecrets.com. You've entered a world only a select few are privy to. Not that long ago a certain author had to go and tell the world that this site exists while telling the story about one of our own, Evan Vickers. We'd kept it private for a about a decade and that's the way we liked it. But as soon as Evan told Randy the Chief Reindeer about an incident shared on here a few years ago, our secret was out. Oh, don't get me wrong, we don't blame Evan and we'd be idiots to even think about blaming the Chief, but once ReindeerSecrets.com was made known? Let's just say a few, um, fans decided to Google us and they got a bit pissy when everything was set to private.

Hello! The word "secrets" is in the site name for a reason.

Anyway, now that you guys know about the site, we've been strongly encouraged by the Chief Reindeer himself to let the world know we aren't all a bunch of reindeer jerks. Some of us are, but not all. The incident mentioned above didn't exactly make it look like Santa's flying reindeer are a friendly bunch, so I can't say I blame him for wanting us to improve our image a bit.

Well, we may be making the site public for you folks, but believe you me, there will still be things we won't be sharing. This site was created for a reason.

So what should you expect on here? 

One, it needs to be stressed a million times that this site should always be considered not safe for work and should only be viewed by folks eighteen or older. Don't be looking at the cutesy Christmas stuff and assuming this is a sweet site for children. It most definitely is NOT. We reindeer are a horny lot, and being the voyeuristic bastards we are, we share our trysts between each other on this very site. 

Two, we are shifting reindeer. What does that mean, you ask? We can transform from reindeer form to that of a human in the blink of an eye. What? You thought we were just a bunch of reindeer with antlers? Uh, no. Unlike the reindeer you see in other parts of the world, those of us in the North Pole can shift on cue as long as we're naked. While in human form, unless we tell you we're reindeer you won't know it. Trust me on that. I'd say we look just like the average human, but that's not true. There's nothing average about us and that includes our manly parts. We're tall. We're hung. We're sexy. We could probably get any human in our beds we want, male or female.

Yeah, we're pretty humble too. Can ya tell?

Three, because the author mentioned above is paying for this, you'll occasionally see books being promoted on here. We're not talking her other stuff, just those books centered around us and our world. When she wrote Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer - about Elf Willy and Chief Reindeer Randy - no one up in these parts had any idea that people would actually care what happens in the real North Pole. Boy, were we wrong! First that story and then Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck - Reindeer Evan and Reindeer Derek's story - and suddenly everyone and their grandpa wanted to know more about the goings on in the North Pole and surrounding areas. Geez. It's been kept secret all these years and now suddenly people are finding out things I'd bet Mr. and Mrs. Claus wish weren't being shared. After Reindeer Evan and Reindeer Derek's story came Blake Simpson's. Yeah, you know who he is. A big butt head, as Willy would say. I have to say that a majority of us in the North Pole weren't too thrilled with that particular turn of events. Back when Evan and Derek were working on hooking up getting together there was a jerk rogue reindeer doing his best to keep it from happening. Not just that, but said rogue reindeer was also doing everything in his power to destroy Christmas for all the good little boys and girls of the world. Why would he do that, you ask? For a lot of reasons it turned out, one of which being that someone in power took certain problems he had and exploited them. I'm one of the thousands who despised the reindeer, Blake Simpson. Don't get me wrong, the guy is H.O.T.!!!! with a capital H. He stands at 6'2" and has black hair I admit to wanting to run my fingers through a time or a dozen. You know, while he's on his knees in front of me doing... um, never mind. *sigh* I digress. Hey, I can think a guy's a prick and still wanna do him. Just sayin'. And oh how I really, really want to do him!

In Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human Blake had to do a lot of making up for his past misdeeds. Did he do it? A majority of us here in the North Pole didn't think it was possible but the sexy reindeer showed us, I'm telling you. He found love, people! With a human! Do you have any idea how human-phobic Blake Simpson was before this dude came into his world? Had I not seen it with my own eyes I never would've believed it. The Blake Simpson we all know and hated  wasn't exactly the most likable guy but I wouldn't be kicking him out of my bed if given the chance. Yeah, I know, we've already covered that part.

Moving on.

And really, I believe he has actually turned his life around. He's living peacefully with his human in the North Pole and he's now in charge of all things technology related. Santa and Mrs. Claus fought that but they had no choice really. The residents would've revolted because the others who were in charge before put us all in danger of being cyber attacked.

Well, while Blake was working on getting his life together his kid brother, Barry, was fighting his own battles. He'd gotten involved with an abusive reindeer and had to literally run for his life. All that happened in the days leading up to Christmas of 2016. Blake thought Barry's heart had been broken but it was much more than that. He goes into protective big brother mode around the same time Barry is convinced he's met his own mate. Who is Barry's mate, you ask? Well, that would be a bashful elf named Ricky. Ricky's a hot little guy - trust me on that one - and did I mention how much Barry and Blake favor in looks? Remember how hot I said Blake was? Yeah, imagine two that look that good and both being out of reach. *sigh* Barry and Ricky's story is told in Barry the Lonely Reindeer & His Bashful Elf. The abusive ex comes out of the woodwork and causes trouble again for Barry. Santa Claus is moping around the North Pole like a lost puppy cuz his little bitchy wifey dumped his Ho! Ho! Ho! ass after things came to light last year at the Christmas party. Ricky's parents aren't overly thrilled that their son is hooking up with a reindeer. You know, cuz we're all a bunch of playboys. They aren't really off the mark but don't they know when you meet your mate you don't want anybody else? Even if you were a big ho before? Geez. Somebody needs to teach these people - especially Ricky's mother - to chill out a little and let things work themselves out.

So, who am I, you ask? I'll never tell beyond R.S. Just consider me your resident reindeer who always has the scoop on all the gossip in the North Pole. There may even be a guest post or twelve by some of the elves. We fought that, but with the Chief Reindeer now sharing his dwelling (and his bed) with an elf, we couldn't exactly say no when Randy suggested it. We'd like to keep our jingle balls, thank you very much.

I hope you like what you see here and I've been ordered to say this - share the site with your friends. There will be updates posted throughout the year (not just Christmas). There might even be a giveaway or two if enough of you kind folks are interested. The author has even offered to write a few free stories about us for you lot. For the life of me, I'll never understand why you'd be interested, but considering you're likely a bunch of pervs, I guess I can relate. We're nothing but pervy animals here in Reindeer Village and beyond.

Note that the page you're reading right now will permanently stay on the home page. To see individual pages, click the links on the right side of the blog. We thought it best considering the types of smut posts we'll be putting on here. ;) To get back to the home page, click the snowy banner at the top of the page.

Each page (in the categories on the right) will be continuous because (as Willy the elf would say), Blogger was being a butt head when this blog was created. Also, until this site is made more user friendly there'll soon be new posts added that will show in the links at the top of the home page. These will also go out to the email subscribers. Time is ticking, folks, and Christmas will be here before you know it. I'll be adding lots of new stuff in the coming weeks.

Ta ta for now! Come visit again soon.


P.S. If you've got any good naughty pics or vids, make sure you send them to ReindeerSecrets@gmail.com. They might feature on here. While the stories you've read thus far only involve two dudes gettin' it on, we're equal opportunity perverts here. Really! Also, if you have any questions or suggestions, shoot us an email.

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